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From the "Master Planned Community"
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Matt's first attempt at a crappy homepage!
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Hello, if you somehow stumble upon this page, READ ON, it will warn you of a place, a place so screwed up they call it GANANDA!!!! We are a tiny community with only a local gas station 2 miles a way and about 15 miles from a mall. (Yes it is frightening) Anyway.. this page is devoted to warning you, the innocent, about the horrors of our developement! Follow some of the links to more specific instances!
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all i can reveal at the time is that this place is called Gananda... onthe sign below "gananda" it simply says "A Master Planned Community"... I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP! i have no idea waht that means and no one has offered to explain it.. so far the best answer has been that we are a giant government experiment on behavior modification and chemical testing.. (you should see the school food).. anyway.. we haven't found anything to disprove this theory...
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we dont have windows without bars like this one!
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hell, they dont even open
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please if you are reading this email me your sympathies.. maybe if the word is spread about this government experiment the horrors will stop.. and we will be released into the normal world.. then again... that's not the best thing for the outside world..
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Favourite links
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